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Privacy Policy
This is a plain description of what this website actually does with information. It is short because the site does very little.
The short version
This website is a set of static pages. It has no contact form, no newsletter signup, no accounts and no login. It runs no analytics and no advertising scripts, and it sets no tracking cookies of its own.
There is no mechanism on these pages through which you can send us information, so there is none for us to store. What follows describes that in more detail, including the one part that is outside our control.
What this site does not collect
No forms
There is no contact form, quote form, booking form or signup box anywhere on this site. Nothing on these pages accepts typed input.
No accounts
There is no login, no registration and no user profile. Nothing here remembers a visitor between one page and the next.
No analytics
No analytics or measurement script runs on these pages. We do not have a dashboard showing who visited, from where, or which pages were read.
No advertising
No advertising network, retargeting pixel or social tracking script is embedded in these pages.
No cookies from us
This site sets no cookies of its own, for tracking or for anything else.
No third-party embeds
No maps, videos, fonts or widgets are loaded from other companies, so no other company receives a request from your browser because of a page here.
This is a property of how the site is built, not a promise about intentions. The pages ship as plain HTML and CSS with no JavaScript at all, which is enforced by the site's own content security policy and checked when the site is built.
Hosting, and the part that is not ours
This site is hosted on Cloudflare. Serving a web page means your browser makes a request to Cloudflare's network, and like any host Cloudflare processes those requests. That involves information such as your IP address, the page requested, the time, and details your browser sends about itself.
Cloudflare also sets its own operational cookies for security and network purposes. Those are Cloudflare's, not ours, and they exist whether or not this site does anything with them. We do not use them to identify or follow visitors, and we do not receive them.
Cloudflare's own privacy documentation, not this page, is the accurate description of what Cloudflare does with that data. We have not linked to it from here because this site does not link out to other sites.
Asking about your information
There is no privacy contact route on this site
A privacy policy would normally give you an address to write to. This site publishes no phone number, no email address, no postal address and no contact form, so there is nothing honest to put here.
This is stated plainly rather than filled with a route that does not work. If a contact method is added to this site later, this section will be updated at the same time.
Children
This site is aimed at pool owners and is not directed at children. Because it collects nothing from anyone, it collects nothing from children either.
Changes to this page
The accuracy of this page is a property of how the site is built. If a form, an analytics tag, an embedded map, a third-party font or any cookie-setting feature is ever added, the statements above stop being true and this page must be corrected in the same change that adds it.
This page was last updated on 4 September 2026.